A very brilliant re-interpretation of canon ANH.
If we accept all the Star Wars films as the same canon (as it seems we must) then a lot that happens in the original films has to be reinterpreted in the light of the prequels. As we now know, the rebel Alliance was founded by Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Bail Organa. What can readily be deduced is that their first recruit, who soon became their top field agent, was R2-D2.
Consider: at the end of Revenge of the Sith, Bail Organa orders 3PO’s memory wiped but not R2’s. He would not make the distinction casually. Both droids know that Yoda and Obi-Wan are alive and are plotting sedition with the Senator from Alderaan. They know that Amidala survived long enough to have twins and could easily deduce where they went. However, it can be assumed that R2 makes an impassioned speech to the effect that he is far more use to them with his mind intact: he has observed Palpatine and Anakin at close quarters for many years, knows much that is useful and is one of the galaxy’s top experts at hacking into other people’s systems. Also he can lie through his teeth with a straight face. Organa, in immediate need of espionage resources, agrees.
For the next 20 years, as far as C3PO knows, he is the property of Captain Antilles, doing protocol duties on a diplomatic transport. He is vaguely aware of the existence of Princess Leia but he doesn’t know much about her. Wherever 3PO goes, being as loud and obvious as he always is, his unobtrusive little counterpart goes with him. 3PO is R2’s front man. Wherever they land, R2 is passing messages between rebel sympathisers and sizing up governments as potential rebel recruits - both by personal contact and by hacking into their networks. He passes his recommendations on to Organa.
Yoda is out of the picture by this stage, using the Force-infused swamps of Dagobah to hide himself from Vader and the Emperor. Or something. He is meditating on the future and keeping in touch with Obi-Wan via the ghost of Qui-Gon Jin, which as comm systems go has the virtue of being untappable. Obi-Wan, on Tattoine, keeps in touch with Bail Organa and the other Rebel leaders by courier, of which more later.
As Star Wars opens, R2 is rushing the Death Star plans to the Rebellion. That’s R2, not Leia. The plans are always in R2. What Leia puts into him in the early scene is only her own holographic message to Kenobi. Leia’s own mission, as she says in that holographic message, is to pick up Obi-Wan and take him to Alderaan. Or so she thinks. Actually, her father just wants her to meet Kenobi, which up to this point she never has. There’s a reason for that.
“I don’t care about anyone, and the feeling is quite obviously mutual.”
(Source: anneyhall)
Missouri taxpayers soaked twice for Limbaugh statue.
Because nothing says ‘fiscal conservatism’ like blowing $10,000 on a bust of a man so hated that it requires an $1,100 24-hour security camera all its own.And frankly the damn thing doesn’t look like him at all.
Oh, the irony.
So I was buying other earrings and they told me I got another pair free. I was like “Fuck Yeah! Nananananananana BATMAN!” (Taken with instagram)
Had a fucking awesome time at carowinds with awesome people. Rode a lot of roller coasters. Was completely terrified on every damn one of them. Travelled back across the whole state from Charlotte to my Coastline home, basically nonstop. Tired. Typing bulletpoints as sentences. Time to sleep.
FYI this kid is the funniest screamer ever.
That’s vaguely suggestive, isn’t it?
COMMUNISTS OF TUMBLR: A FANFIC *~**~*
”I’ve not seen that picture of Trotsky before” purred Andy, his eyes wandering past Sebastian’s closed eyes to the wall above.
“Yeah, it’s new. Not seen before, they found it some archive.”
Trotsky stood proudly in his frame, his glasses on the bridge of his nose. He wore knee-high boots and a corset, proudly holding a long cigarette in one hand. Andy felt his loins stirring in interest, and so soon after his and Sebastian’s last… encounter. “Ah, interesting…”. He trailed off, his mind wandering elsewhere.
Sebastian laughed. “Is that a hammer and sickle under the covers, or is someone ready to go again?”
“It’s that picture of Trotsky! It’s… I don’t know how to say it.”
“Alright Stalin,” Sebastian replied, “no need to always blame Trotsky.”
Andy blushed as Sebastian ran his hand lower with a cheeky wink. Someone was raising the red flag.
“It’s okay. You can look at Trotsky if you want. Hell, we can try roleplay.”
“Oh?” Andy blushed further, but the quiver in his voice betrayed his excitement.
“You can be Marx, and I’ll be Engels.”
Andy didn’t know how much longer he could take this teasing. Sebastian looked at him one last time;
“From each according to his ability…” he slid his hand further down Andy’s sweating body.
Yes I ship you guys okay I follow you both
REVEALED: Hundreds of words to avoid using online if you don’t want the government spying on you
The Department of Homeland Security has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor social networking sites and online media for signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S.
The intriguing the list includes obvious choices such as ‘attack’, ‘Al Qaeda’, ‘terrorism’ and ‘dirty bomb’ alongside dozens of seemingly innocent words like ‘pork’, ‘cloud’, ‘team’ and ‘Mexico’.
Released under a freedom of information request, the information sheds new light on how government analysts are instructed to patrol the internet searching for domestic and external threats.
» via Daily Mail
Students in Quebec were asked to send their march route to cops and sent them this.
Gotta love Canada.
Gotta love Canada.
His shirt reads “They gave me a medal for killing two men, and a discharge for loving one.”
You are a bad-ass.
(Source: lady-aquata)
Had a fucking awesome time at carowinds with awesome people. Rode a lot of roller coasters. Was completely terrified on every damn one of them. Travelled back across the whole state from Charlotte to my Coastline home, basically nonstop. Tired. Typing bulletpoints as sentences. Time to sleep.
Mumbai's Queer Film Festival Aims To Transform India's Queer Landscape
So far, Mumbai’s third Kashish Queer Film Festival looks like it’s going off without a hitch. The festival, which runs until the 27th, kicked off last night with a showing of Beginners. The Oscar-winning first selection will set the tone for the rest of the festival, which aims to bring acceptance for LGBT people by normalizing queer identities in film.
The festival’s organizers are putting an emphasis on accessibility this year; they’ve taken the 2012 theme, “For Everyone,” seriously, going so far as to reserve seats for any protesters who show up so that they can learn “what queer is all about.” But in the festival’s three year history, there’s been hardly a whisper of dissent. It’s a far cry from the censorship and vandalism that followed the release of India’s first lesbian film, Deepa Mehta’s Fire, 14 years ago. Members of the right-wing organization Shiv Sena stormed movie theaters, smashed glass, burned posters, and drove out terrified audiences.
But political, economic and cultural changes mean that the city Kashish finds itself in today bears little resemblance to the Mumbai of 1998. This year, festival attendees can expect to find panels, art exhibits, and allies of all stripes along with the 120 international films that will be featured over the course of the week.
While it’s good news from the capital, it doesn’t necessarily mean that the rest of the country is moving in the same direction. Although homosexuality was decriminalized in 2009, Anjali Gopalan, Founder of the NAZ Foundation and arguably India’s most prominent LGBT activist, says that little has changed for queer people who continue to face police harassment, discrimination from doctors and employers and rejection from their families. According to Goplan, laws can only do so much.”What worries me is when we talk about rights, the courts can do very little.”
Which is why celebrations of queer culture like Kashish can do so much to influence the otherwise glacial pace of change in Indian politics. As Goplan points out, it’s not just straight society or Parliament who reject the existence of queer people, many LGBT people struggle with self-acceptance. She underscores the importance of normalizing homosexuality, something the festival’s participants continue to affirm. Jury member Parvin Dabas suggests that moviegoers “watch these movies as cinema and not ‘queer’ cinema. This is what I realized while watching the movies. It is Human Cinema where the characters just happen to be gay.” While encouraging people to look past identities might be easy to criticize as erasure, it’s only half of a two-fold plan to make bring queer to mainstream India.
Festival co-director Sridhar Rangayan look at the festival opportunity to increase LGBT visibility. “One of the constant questions that we still get is – who are these gay and lesbian people we hear a lot in the media these days, what do they look like, what do they do? Are they interested only in sex, are they only activists?”
And what better forum to answer these types of questions? With a quarter of the movies coming from India, local filmmakers are being accepted as authorities on their own lives. The films at Kashish will span the range of queer existence from homophobia in sports to relationships in the urban landscape to family drama. Rather than separating gay from straight or overlooking diversity in favor of embracing conformity as the road to unity, Kashish hopes to blur lines between conventional and queer and transform Mumbai into a city that really is “for everyone.”



